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Saturday October 7, 1944
The RAF Really Pisses Me Off

Last night I couldn't sleep at all. I swear that A-hole Churchill must have sent every damn bomber he could find. I think he does this personally just to be a jerk. He is such a Hater

All I want is a good night's sleep, some chill time with my main Fraulein, maybe a weekend to hang out with my buds and do a little gaming. Oh and I wanna kill all the Jews. Alot.

But the allies won't give a guy a break. Did I start this war? Is it my fault? Why is everybody down on me?

When all this is over things are totally gonna be different. For one thing there will be quiet at night when people just want to hang out and not have a million tons of bombs dropped on them. We need more bongs not bombs. Just pure weed and pure aryans. Maybe a little Floyd too. That would be cool.

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 Joe Cool Minimize

You're totally right mein fuher, Churchill is an A-hole. but victory is ours. We're winning on all fronts. I wouldn't worry about it. We should get together on Sunday.

  

 Hermann the German Minimize

Joe's right we should hang out. I got some primo stuff. I also got the DVD of Robot Chicken season 2.

  

 Treue Heinrich Minimize

Let's not just sit around again, let's have U-Boat Races!

  

 Hermann the German Minimize

How about Zeppelin Races

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

I can think of one blimp that ain't getting his stairway to heaven, Herr Mayer

  

 Treue Heinrich Minimize

LOL Burn How about Panzer Races

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

Here we go again with the Panzers. Heinee here always thinks he can get chicks. Remember last time when he stopped in front of the convent school and tried singing to the girls, thinking he was all Georg von Trapp? What an ass

  

 Treue Heinrich Minimize

I was doing good before you tools came along and ruined my mojo. I told them I was an OberGruppenfuhrer, they were impressed.

  

 Man of Steel Minimize

More like the "OberGRIPPenfuhrer

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

Damn it Joe, no one asked you I think we should just hang out, nothing too crazy. I want some of that primo stuff Hermann's got.

  

 Joe Cool Minimize

Yeah, we end up just sitting around and getting the Munchies. Remember last time when we ended up ordering in gefilte fish?

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

That was some good gefilte

  

 Sir Winston Minimize

Himmler still thinks he can score with the Frauleins? Heinrich, you couldn't get laid in a women's prison camp with a basketful of Strudel in one hand and a fuhrer's pardon in the other

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

Hah that's a good one. You're still an A-hole Churchil.

  

 Sir Winston Minimize

What's the matter, baby couldn't sleep through the night? I'll tell Harris and the boys to be extra quiet next time

  

 Treue Heinrich Minimize

You're such a playa hata Churchill

  

 Man of Steel Minimize

I'm coming to town in couple months. Mind if I crash at your place?

  

 FDR Minimize

Me too, and I'm bringing a bunch of friends. Got room? I hear there isn't a single hotel room left in the city. Must be a popular place

  

 Fuhrer EXTREME Minimize

You guys are such A-holes. I don't know why I ever added you as friends.

  

 Adolf Hitler Minimize

Current Mood: Angry, Tired, Anti-Semitic

Currently listening to: Mendelssohn

Location: The Bunker, Berlin

Age: 55

Status: In a Relationship

Orientation: Straight, Aryan

Here for: Friends, World Conquest

Schools: Linz Realschule

Graduated: Not my fault, it was the Jews, I swear it was the Jews, I could have been a great artist if it wasn't for them.


  

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