I'd watch it if I were you, we've had some pretty bad experiences with the mixing of the species here.

Tell me about it, you have to keep to your own, things get out of hand pretty quickly.

Sounds like you're all just a bunch of space racists.

You tell 'em Benjamin. Ain't nothin' but a bunch of playa hatas.

I agree, in my day we didn't bother who slept with who, even when Starbuck was chasing Athena. A captain has more important things to deal with, like Wild West planets.

Yes, but no one ever tried to mate with your cylons.

Actually we all experimented a little, it was 1979 you know. But at least we didn't go around calling ourselves Admiral.

Commander Adama's right, you just got to let people do what feels good, that's a happy ship.

And diversity, that's very important to a ship.

Don't preach to me Frenchie, you had Geordi blinded and moved to the back of the ship and Gainan was your serving wench.

What we need are more REAL Americans. Thing are getting way too ethnic around here.

And just what the hell is that supposed to mean?

You know what I mean. Shatner. Greene. Christ, it's starting to look more like the trailer for "Jews in Space" around here.

It would be more logical for you to be tolerant of differences in others. After all you tried so many "alternative lifestyles" on Quantum Leap.

Ooh, the verbal bitch slap. Way to represent my Hebrew brother.

Am Yisroel Chai, Bitches, Am Yisroel Chai.

In my day we didn't have any of these problems.

That's cause your idea of diversity was rum, sodomy and the lash. I on the other hand have lots of Jewish friends, including the well spoken and polite Susan Ivanova, my best friend, really. she's great. I have lots of Jewish friends, they're all very nice, my good, good Jewish friends.

Whatever I had or did, I won the battle of Trafalgar.

But conditions on your ships were appalling.

At least I didn't have my ship boarded and captured by the enemy oh I don't know - EVERY OTHER WEEK! In any real navy you would have been court martialed about 60 times.  I would have had you flogged around the fleet and then shot.

But I always won my ship back through some clever ruse.

That's no excuse for a commanding officer. I would have had you court martialed in the first season.

Yes, but probably during another dragged out two part episode. And probably on a wild west planet. I would have shoved her out an airlock before the third commercial break.

You're all just sexist relics of an outdated patriarchy.

Well, I guess the 60's really are over. And what's wrong with a wild west planet?

Did someone call for a flogging? I love a good flogging.